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Tight Wad

"He's not good at being good.
He's not bad at being bad.
He's so ... moral."
(Tight Wad, 2005)

Tight Wad pits moral assignation against the Moral Assassin. The good Reverend Mukus Eggwhite is raising funds to add pews to his mobile SoulWagon ... a  rickety Volkswagen bus that provides a backdrop for the miserly, penny-pinching antics of the self-proclaimed Master of Morality - the hooting Scotsman Dwight Todd. Dwight hosts a Deep-Fried-Pig-Fry Benefit for the SoulWagon, and is stricken with a medically unique "reverse tonsorial polarization" when his tongue becomes stuck in a can performing a party trick. Kayla Tinkle, an instructor in the ancient art of Wombatto, and Rev. Eggwhite escort the stricken Scotsman to prominent Lingual Neurologist Dr. Thaddeus Waffle who ends up committing the metamorphosing Moral Assassin to St. Farley's Asylum. The Moral Assassin ... a pasty, spindly, tattooed, growling embodiment of a mischievous soul snatcher, goes berserk and grimaces as he gets in his licks with a sickening wag from his perpetually extended tongue. The Moral Assassin escapes from the asylum and begins his reign of terror by capturing the souls of the Wombatto instructor's young pupils and sending them forth to most definitely not help little old ladies across the street! The Moral Assassin corrupts Rev. Eggwhite's courteous Spare Tire Choir and transforms the innocent Oscar into a blithering embodiment of degeneracy. Rev. Eggwhite leads the hunt to reclaim Dwight's soul from this maniacal manifestation of misshapen morality. A thrilling chase ends with an improperly discarded banana peel providing the final slip-up that brings down the Moral Assassin with a surge of polarity-reversing electrical sizzle. To borrow from Dwight Todd ... Tight Wad is a "hoot".

Scenes From the Movie


The "Spare Tire" Choir: Defrocked By Evil
Graham, Tony, and Oscar fall under the foul influence of the Moral Assassin!


Reverend Mukus Eggwhite: Proponent of Moral Fiber
The good Rev. Eggwhite finds his collection plate laden with pennies, and goes ballistic!


Dr. Thaddeus Waffle: Lingual Neurologist
Dr. Waffle contemplates the reverse tonsorial polarization that transforms Dwight Todd into the Moral Assassin.


Kayla Tinkle: Mistress of Wombatto
Kayla Tinkle employs the ancient Wombatto "Consternation Maneuver" during a vigorous training session.


Dwight Todd: Tightwad
Dwight Todd awakens from a horrific nightmare of moral turpitude!


The Moral Assassin: Nasty Wags
The Moral Assassin wags nasty as Rev. Eggwhite laments the escaping vapors from an evil "Soul Box".


Asylum Antics
An inmate at the Farley Asylum...where "Sanity is Just a Cure Away"


Oscar Eats the Snout
Oscar eats the snout off of the deep-fried pig, and becomes afflicted with "mad snout" disease.


GranBarb Awaits a Good and Moral Deed
GranBarb is in need of help crossing a busy street.


 Minions of Moral Assassination
GranBarb suffers the taunting fiends of moral mayhem.

Cover Art for the DVD


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