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Synopsis #34
Respected physician Dr. Gwina sequesters himself within his laboratory
on a mission to distill a lifesaving serum
from the
glands of Incan mummies. His daughter and her fiancé become
concerned when
ne’er-do-wells begin making nightly visits to the doctor’s laboratory
with suspicious deliveries of questionable artifacts. The daughter
enlists the help
of a
drunken, disgraced football coach to rescue Dr. Gwina from his descent
into depravity. A visit by her cheerleader cousin complicates matters
when Dr. Gwina falls in love with her. Rebuked, he schemes to use her
as a unwitting guinea pig for his tainted serum.
Synopsis #54 A deputy’s nosy girlfriend overhears the sheriff’s scantily-clad dispatcher making romantic overtures to an unknown caller. Soon, the town is infiltrated by a cooing and grunting Venusian. The girlfriend realizes that the lecherous sheriff is in cahoots with the otherworldly sunspot-surfer. A catfight breaks out between the buxom dispatcher and the jealous girlfriend. The deputy fall under the cooing monster’s control, and it appears that unless the spurned girlfriend can stop it, the scandalous dispatcher will become the Venusian’s queen in his escalating reign of terror. Will the girlfriend be able to save her town and boyfriend from the clutches of the lusty, cooing, and grunting invader?
Synopsis #63
A disfigured chemistry coed lures members of the mathlete team to her sorority house and transforms them into an army of vicious, latte-sipping “mathdroids” bent on punishing the rival sorority that mangled her face during an intramural pillow fight. Unknown to her, a math club dropout is secretly converting the female members of the chess club into his own army of “checkmates” to get revenge for being banned from the sorority’s homecoming festivities. Can the calculating mathletes be counted on to add two and two together to divide the checkmates before they can multiply?
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